June 2013
I don’t understand how some people can look good every single day
i do this thing where i distance myself from people because they seem so much happier without me and i don’t want to ruin that
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
- Me: Go fuck yourself.
“The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.”
—Frank Sinatra (via moord)
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
